- girls at the beach: giggles as they jump over the small waves while squealing cutely
- me at the beach: falls face first into a 2 metre wave which i get out of covered in sand and choking on seaweed
- Beethoven: ARE YOU READY TO HEAR SOME SYMPHONIES?!
- Audience: *cheers*
- Beethoven: I CAN'T HEAR YOU!!
